Discovering the USA

Here is my latest letter, to Editors of both national and local newspapers:


From: christophercolumbus1492 <christophercolumbus1492@aol.com>
Sent: Sun, Feb 19, 2012 8:26 pm
Subject: Let's call it America

Dear Editor,

My name is Christopher Columbus, you might have heard of me. I wanted to give you the opportunity to benefit from an exclusive scoop. I have discovered a country to the West of Europe, across the Atlantic Ocean. It is a place of wide open spaces, featuring forests, mountains, volcanoes and desert.
If you are interested in some pictures, you can find some on the world wide web.
Hoping that you will choose to publish my story,
Warm regards,
C. Columbus