Re: Come and get me plea!

Hi Cristiano,

Thanks for getting in touch, we are greatly honoured you have chosen us as your next career step.

However, is there any chance we can speed things up and get a transfer done asap as the window closes next week and we have already identified our transfer targets for the summer?

Please let me know asap

Kind Regards

Witan Football Club

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From: "cristiano7ronaldo@lycos.com" <cristiano7ronaldo@lycos.com>
To: deanorams@yahoo.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, 24 January 2012, 1:00
Subject: Come and get me plea!

Dear Witan Football Club,
My name is Cristiano Ronaldo - you've probably heard of me. To cut a long story short, I'm taking a lot of stick from the fans and the media here in Madrid, and I was wondering if you would be interested in securing my services for the 2012/3 season.
I'm looking to return to doing something that I dearly miss - that's playing football without the hullabaloo that seems to follow me wherever I go. I thought that by coming to play at your club I can simply concentrate on the football side of things. What about the €1 million per month salary I hear you ask? Well, I've got more than enough money in my bank account to last me several lifetimes, and so I will be happy to play for free.
I hope to hear from you soon with your positive response,
Regards,
Cristiano Ronaldo