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To Karl Marx

Thank you for your email. Unfortunately we have no current vacancies within the areas you mention. Please may I direct you to our website where you will find all current job vacancies (temporary and permanent), links on how you can apply and also to our application form. http://www.bathspa.ac.uk/services/hr/jobs/current-vacancies/
All new vacancies in the first instance, are placed on our website however as we do not have a mailing list/alert system we recommend that you check this on a regular basis.
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On 25 January 2012 16:08, Karl Marx <karl_marx1848@hotmail.com> wrote:

Dear University of Bath Spa,

My name is Karl Marx - you may have heard of me - I wrote extensively in the middle of the 19th century on the evils of capitalism.
The reason I am writing to you is that I believe that my theories are as relevant today as when I first wrote them down, and I'd love the opportunity to share my ideas with the young generation of today. Do you by any chance have any positions vacant in your Economics or Politics departments?
I'm available most mornings, but not on Wednesdays, when I can be found in the King's Head.
Yours,
Karl Marx